Which is why she's dumbfounded by her mother's plan to move away from their coastal Alabama town, leaving Gertie with her father and Great-Aunt Rae. Most kids would be upset about this. But Gertie is absolutely not upset, because she has a plan. She's going to become the greatest fifth grader in the universe!
All she needs to do is: write the best summer speech (after she finds Zombie Frog), become the smartest student in her class (if her best friend, Jean the Jean-ius, doesn't mind), and win the lead part in the play (so long as a Swiss-Chocolate meltdown doesn't mess things up).
There's just one problem: Seat-stealing new girl, Mary Sue, wants to be the best fifth grader, too. And there's simply not enough room at the top for the two of them.read excerpt add to goodreads